5/13/2007

A Little Levity

Considering the gruesome physical process it takes to become a mother, here's a little something for the ladies on Mother's Day. Personally, I think the chick with the binoculars is the best.



17 comments:

flailing forward said...

That's just... not cool.

I... I was swimming...

pdb said...

I'll admit it. I would not be able to go.

I'd have to use a stall!

Aspeth said...

omg...flailing and pdb....hysterical, both of you!

PMSPMS™©® said...

Mmm - I'll take the agog aghast woman on the far right please. And can you lower the stainless steel bowl a bit so I don't - ahem - dent it?

;-)

PMSPMS™©® said...

(Aspeth is a snake but does she "like" snakes?).

Aspeth said...

@PMS...who wouldn't, considering you can buy them in so many pleasing shapes and colours these days? ;-)

Schnapps said...

Heh. That's pretty funny. :>

And some of the snakes have remote controls too.

Erm.

Anyways. Enjoy. :)

Aspeth said...

wait....pets with remote controls? now i've heard everything !

Schnapps said...

"Pets."

Indeed.

:)

Leigh said...

My snake is named Vinny. He is pink. Vinny is old school...no remotes. On and off. Simple. (My hubby has trouble with the microwave and popcorn)
Only suggested improvement?
Make it lunar-powered :)

Aspeth said...

L. O. L.

Oh my goodness. See what you started PMSPMS?!?!

Happy Mother's Day, Leigh :)

PMSPMS™©® said...

You can pet it.

It often has pet names.

It needs feeding on a regular basis.

It is close friends with other pets...

Yep - it could be a pet.

Schnapps said...

Snakes on a pet?

Benoit™ said...

... of course, the next generation of "humiliation bathroom fixtures" will be toilets with Nigel Swaby's face painted at the bottom of the bowl, with his open mouth where the hole is. :-p

Sorry Nige™, but you've irked me with your ridiculous deletions of my benign comments at DHC...

PMSPMS™©® said...

Snakes in a pet Schnapps!

Schnapps said...

Pardon the language but:

"I am sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking pet!"

added Samuel L. Jackson, the angriest man of African descent in the world.

Quite honestly, I am not a big fan of snakes (the kind that slither on the ground). In fact, I do not like them at all.

And isn't it sort of sad that I had to clarify "snakes" with "slither on the ground"?

:>

Aspeth said...

Degenerates....every last one of you :)