THIS JUST IN:
Sources have concluded that Anna Nicole Smith's death was indeed caused by murder. Authorities are attempting to round up the suspect, whom they have identified as a public figure who made disparaging comments about Miss Smith just hours before her death...
When asked to elaborate further, Broward County officials denied working in conjunction with Donald Trump to charge Rosie O'Donnell in the death of Anna Nicole Smith. They instead obliquely referred to the legendary Gay Mafia that is well known and feared throughout the entertainment industry.
"The fact of the matter is that Rosie was sick to death of Anna Nicole Smith, referring to her as a whoring breeder who shouldn't be allowed to procreate," said a police spokesperson. "Her anger at Anna Nicole stemmed from both Rosie's own inability to impregnate her partner, and Miss Smith's 'famous for being famous' notoriety."
That's right, folks, TwelveYearsOfBeingAnnoyedByChloeSevigny is breaking the story wide open. We beat the news wires to the story, and we'll be there to see Rosie do her perp walk.
2/11/2007
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